Hypocritical Hypothesis

So, I'm sitting here listening to The Format.
Nothing really super special with that,
So then I have this moment.

I'm just sitting there, and it's like...
Shit.
What the fuck am I doing?

More or less,
its me debating with my life,
There was a recruiter at the mall.

And it just struck me, like, hard.
That's what I want to do.
I want to join the army.

Then I'm all like, damnit.
'cause I look like a hypocrite
(which is my favorite word, by the way.)

So, I'm sitting here, listening to The Format,
reading this book about Ghandi,
which makes me feel like a worthless peon.

'Cause, Shit.
Everyone looks like a nazi beside Ghandi.
So, reading a book about non-violence and joining the army.

Way to go Jenn.
Obviously an epic fail.
Slap me.

Just for the record,
the weather today,
was wet and miserable.

lotsalove
Nazichild. JKJK